FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6
SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA-- The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today…
Democrats Celebrate Constitution Day By Not Following Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Every September 17 Americans recognize Constitution Day in honor of the…
Dove Partners With Anheuser-Busch To Promote Limited Edition Bud Light Soap
ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI-- In response to a major boycott from hiring a…
New Mexico Governor Bans Breathing Due To Climate Change Emergency
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- In order to combat a serious environmental epidemic,…
Biden: ‘If I Had A Son He’d Look Like Danny Masterson’
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after That '70s Show actor Danny Masterson was sentenced by…
Liberty Safe Blowout Sale: Buy A Safe And Get Your Very Own FBI Agent For Free
PAYSON, UTAH-- A major sale is currently underway at popular gun safe…
ADL Places Seagull On Anti-Semite List For Pooping On Jewish Man’s Shoulder
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) has placed a seagull…
Bill Gates Promises His New GMO Mosquitos Are Just As Safe And Effective As His Vaccines
MEDINA, WASHINGTON-- After all the recent reports that the new genetically modified…
After Stealing Everything In San Francisco, Thieves Start Robbing Each Other
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- After stealing everything in San Francisco, thieves in The…
Alex Jones Says Mitch McConnell Didn’t Freeze, But Was Communicating Telepathically With Aliens
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- While the rest of the world believed that Mitch McConnell…
Biden Prepares For New COVID Vaccine Rollout By Practicing His Saline Injection Performances
WASHINGTON-- While fielding questions from White House news reporters, Joe Biden revealed…
Angry, Fed Up Republicans Threaten To Write Their Sternest Letters Yet In Response To Democrats Indictment Of Trump
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are done playing games and have had it…
