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Sullen Obama Spends Last Christmas At White House As Third Term Winds Down
WASHINGTON-- It was a bittersweet moment for Barack Obama this Christmas as…
Trump Threatens To Return Seth Rogen If Trudeau Doesn’t Secure Canadian Border
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As Part Of ABC Defamation Lawsuit Settlement, George Stephanopoulos Must Do The Trump Dance Before Every Broadcast
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Dream Big: Former McDonald’s Fry Cook, Garbage Man Named TIME’s ‘Person Of The Year’
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‘I’m Perfectly Capable Of Doing My Job,’ Blinks Mitch McConnell In Morse Code From An ICU Hospital Bed
WASHINGTON-- After suffering yet another fall, a visibly unwell Senator Mitch McConnell…
Trump Installs Dog Door On Front Of Mar-A-Lago Entrance For Whenever Trudeau Visits
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Gavin Newsom Leaves Trail Of Hair Oil So Illegal Aliens Can Find Their Way To California
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Hillary Clinton Announces She’s Planning A Third Presidential Loss In 2028
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