Struggling Democrats Start GoFundMe To Help Pay Their Expenses After Trump Halts USAID Grift
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Lucky Day: Zelensky Finds $2 Million That Fell Between His Couch Cushions
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was a lucky day for Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky…
Congress Passes $14.3 Billion In Aid For US Border — No Wait, Nevermind, It’s For Israel Again
WASHINGTON--The American people were overjoyed after hearing the good news that their…
Zelensky Changes Look To Try And Get More Money As Ukraine Support Wanes
KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the money began drying up due to more Americans…
In Order To Drum Up More Money, Zelensky Adds A Few More Y’s To His Name
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In an effort to obtain even more money so he…
After Finding Leprechaun’s Pot Of Gold While In Ireland, Hunter Biden Blows It On Crack And Hookers
DUBLIN, IRELAND-- While on a visit with his father Joe Biden to…
Biden Says Your Bank Deposits Are Safe As Long As You Don’t Have Any Money
WASHINGTON-- As banks continue to close over the looming financial crisis, Joe…
Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023
WASHINGTON-- It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a…
Pimps Trade Prostitutes For Chickens As Egg Prices Soar
ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY-- With the price of eggs continuing to rise,…
Thousands Of Homeless Veterans Fly Ukraine Flags In Hope Of Government Assistance
U.S.-- After hearing the news that Congress was sending another $45 billion…
Biden Promises To Address FTX Scandal By Sending Another $100 Billion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the stunning revelation that FTX was a money laundering…
PayPal Fines Itself $2,500 For Breaking Its Own Misinformation Rule
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA--Immediately after implementing a new rule to fine users $2,500…
