Zelensky Offers To Say The ‘N-Word’ Too If People Send Him Donations
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After seeing the Minnesota woman who made almost a million…
Zelensky Seen Begging Pope Mourners For Donations To Ukraine
VATICAN CITY-- As thousands of people took time to mourn the death…
Trump Slaps 420% Tariff On Chinese Bribe Money Coming Into The U.S. For Congress Members
WASHINGTON-- The trade war between the United States and China have escalated…
Discontented Zelensky Reminisces About The Good Old Days When A Corrupt, Senile U.S. President Would Just Send Him Billions Every Week
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Struggling to make ends meet and not getting the blind…
Struggling Democrats Start GoFundMe To Help Pay Their Expenses After Trump Halts USAID Grift
WASHINGTON-- As a way to try to help pay for all of…
Lucky Day: Zelensky Finds $2 Million That Fell Between His Couch Cushions
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was a lucky day for Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky…
Congress Passes $14.3 Billion In Aid For US Border — No Wait, Nevermind, It’s For Israel Again
WASHINGTON--The American people were overjoyed after hearing the good news that their…
Zelensky Changes Look To Try And Get More Money As Ukraine Support Wanes
KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the money began drying up due to more Americans…
In Order To Drum Up More Money, Zelensky Adds A Few More Y’s To His Name
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In an effort to obtain even more money so he…
After Finding Leprechaun’s Pot Of Gold While In Ireland, Hunter Biden Blows It On Crack And Hookers
DUBLIN, IRELAND-- While on a visit with his father Joe Biden to…
Biden Says Your Bank Deposits Are Safe As Long As You Don’t Have Any Money
WASHINGTON-- As banks continue to close over the looming financial crisis, Joe…
Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023
WASHINGTON-- It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a…
