Entire Audience Goes Blind After Watching The View
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- An audience of 150 people has gone blind…
Woman Gets Pregnant After Homeless Man Ejaculates Into Pool
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Brain-Eating Amoebae Starve Inside Al Sharpton’s Head
BROWNSTAIN, NEW YORK-- In what the medical establishment is calling nothing short…
Too Much Exercise Can Make You Healthy, Warns Doctor
NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY-- Researchers at Robert Wood Johnson Medical School warned last week…
Obese Women Have Higher Chance Of Being Fat, Study Says
TREVORTON, COLORADO-- According to a study done by the Feminine Animal Testing Service…
Drinking Excess Beer Boosts Spread Of Leaka Virus
DALLAS, TEXAS-- Last year, a strange new virus called Leaka Virus made…
Cigarettes Leading Cause Of Cigarette Smoke, Says Scientist
BRONX, NEW YORK-- A top vapor scientist from New York has recently…
Scientists Invent Pill That Turns People Gay
RANGOON, BURMA-- With all the world watching in anticipation, scientists at the…
Cat Dies After Overdosing On Catnip
DANDER, MICHIGAN--A three year old short-haired cat died suddenly today from overdosing…
Dentist Claims Toothbrush Is A Misnomer
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- A world renowned dentist out of Beverly Hills, California…
World’s First Tri-Sexual Being Heralded As Hero
SENECA, NEW YORK-- The world's first living tri-sexual was created this week…
Humpty Dumpty Sues King’s Men For Botched Surgery
LOOKING GLASS, ENGLAND-- Nursery rhyme star Humpty Dumpty is suing the King…
