Tag: Joe Biden

Biden Voters Beg For World War 3 Just To Spite Trump For Bringing Troops Back Home

WASHINGTON-- Thousands of angry Biden voters have voiced their displeasure at Donald…

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Deceased Biden Supporters Host ‘Million Dead Voters March’ In D.C. To Protest Their Votes Getting Thrown Out

WASHINGTON-- Dead people who voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential…

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CNN Poll Finds Most Democrat Voters Ignore Facts

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A new CNN poll released Tuesday found that the majority…

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Fox News Changes Name To CNN 2.0 To Better Reflect New Liberal Format

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former conservative media outlet Fox News is…

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Totally Alive Joseph Stalin Says He’s Happy With His Decision To Vote For Joe Biden

WILIMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Austere scholar Joseph Stalin has reportedly cast his vote for…

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CNN Declares Biden Winner Of Presidential Election With 900 Gazillion Jillion Votes, New Record

WASHINGTON-- CNN has reported that Democratic nominee Joe Biden has officially won…

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Biden’s Body Double Quits, Says He Got Tired Of Pretending To Play A Demented, Corrupt Moron

WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden's body double has officially resigned from his job of…

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50 Cent Retracts Support For Trump After Joe Biden Reminds Him He Ain’t Black

HOLLYWOOD-- Famous rapper 50 Cent has formally reversed his support for President…

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Media Praises Biden For Drawing More Flies Than People At Recent Landfill Rally

DOVER, DELAWARE-- News media outlets are declaring Joe Biden a clear winner…

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Antifa Campaigns For Joe Biden While Peacefully Rioting As Election Day Approaches

PORTLAND, OREGON-- America's favorite peaceful protesters Antifa have hit the campaign trail…

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CNN Reports Evidence Obtained From Hunter Biden’s Laptop Are Lewd But Mostly Peaceful Images

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN has reported that the scandalous photos of Hunter Biden…

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Democrats: ‘Russians Hacked Biden’s Brain To Make Him Appear Too Senile To Win Election’

WASHINGTON-- Democrats in Congress have officially debunked the conspiracy theory that Democratic…

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