CNN Says Empty Grocery Shelves And No Food Are A Good Thing
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- As grocery store shelves around the country continue to empty…
Biden Criticizes President For Cost Of Meat, Says He’d Do Better Job If He Were In Charge
WASHINGTON-- After one of his family friends pointed out how expensive meat…
Shocking Leaked January 6 Texts Show Trump Wanted Mayonnaise On His McDonald’s Big Mac
WASHINGTON- Explosive new text messages were recently uncovered by the January 6…
Joe Biden: ‘Nothing Says Family Like The Taste Of Creamy Vanilla Ice Cream’
https://youtu.be/RBtgBkzh7Ag Joe Biden has professed his love of ice cream in the…
Due To Supply Shortages, Supermarkets Start Selling ‘I Did That’ Biden Stickers On Empty Shelves
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Supermarkets across the US are resorting to creative ways…
Kamala Harris Tells People Of France She Loves Their Authentic French Fries And French Toast
PARIS, FRANCE-- After heading all the way to France to get a…
Dunkin’ Donuts Giving Away Free Spit-Flavored Coffee To Cops Every Saturday This August
CANTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- What better way for Dunkin' Donuts to show their respect…
Canada’s Trudeau Bans Bananas After Man Slips And Falls On Banana Peel
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canada has officially banned bananas after a man slip and…
Altruistic Nancy Pelosi Feeds Starving Homeless People By Tweeting Photos Of Her Stocked Refrigerator
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Millionaire Nancy Pelosi is putting her fellow Republican colleagues…
Nancy Pelosi Apologizes To Trump After Eating Snickers Bar: ‘I Was Hungry And Wasn’t Myself’
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has apologized to President Donald Trump for…
AOC’s Biggest Competition: Glass Of Water Running Against Ocasio-Cortez
WASHINGTON-- Democrat challenger Glass of Water has officially thrown his proverbial hat…
Corn Dog Joins 2020 Democratic Field For President
WASHINGTON-- American food Corn Dog announced on his Twitter account yesterday that…