Tag: Food

In Honor Of Labor Day, Biden Allows Each Family To Share One Meatless Hot Dog

WASHINGTON-- In honor of all the people who lost their jobs under…

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400 Pound Pop Star Lardo Is The Epitome Of Beauty And Health, Says Vogue Magazine

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Gracing this month's cover of Vogue magazine is famous…

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Dr. Fauci Announces Plans To Open All-You-Can-Eat Dog Buffet After Retirement

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Beloved doctor and canine tester Dr. Fauci has recently…

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Obese Man Under Fire For Refusing To Leave Tip After Eating The Waiter

PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- An obese man has been taking a lot of heat…

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Bill Barr Wants Special Counsel Probe Into Hunter Biden For Stealing His Bucket Of Fried Chicken

WASHINGTON-- Former Attorney General Bill Barr has called on the Department of…

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AOC Dumps Out All Her Russian Dressing In Support Of France

WASHINGTON-- With the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine, AOC said that…

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Amy Schumer Hosts Oscars Alone After Eating Regina Hall And Wanda Sykes In Opening Monologue

HOLLYWOOD-- There was a small change in Sunday's Oscars ceremony when comedienne…

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Biden Says Americans Can Save Money On Groceries By Not Eating

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to combat the exorbitant cost of food, President…

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Biden’s New White House Cat Joins Protest By Urinating Words ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Into Carpet

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden's new pet cat Willow has joined the nationwide…

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Oops! Plane Filled With Illegal Immigrants Mistakenly Shipped To Biden’s Delaware Home

WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- A late-night flight carrying hundreds of illegal aliens were accidentally…

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Frustrated Looters Now Mad At Biden Because They Can’t Rob Empty Shelves

U.S.-- As the Biden supply chain crisis worsens by the day, America's…

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Biden Scoffs At Critics, Says Empty Grocery Shelves Help Fatties Lose Weight

WASHINGTON-- Despite all the criticism he's received for the massive amount of…

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