Tag: Election

Biden Says He’s Now Voting For Trump After Getting Free Blizzard Ice Cream

COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA-- After a campaign stop in Iowa, Donald Trump visited…

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Hillary Clinton Selling New ‘I Lost The Presidency And All I Got Was This Lousy Hat’ Hats

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Multiple failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton tweeted…

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Ron DeSantis Begs DOJ To Indict Him So His Poll Numbers Can Go Up Like Trump

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After witnessing the dramatic rise in Donald Trump's poll numbers…

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Biden Angrily Tells Ron DeSantis There Can Only Be One Grand Wizard Running For President

WASHINGTON-- In response to actress DenΓ©e Benton calling Ron DeSantis the Grand…

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Biden Says He’ll Easily Win 2024 Presidential Election After He Has All His Opponents Locked Up

WASHINGTON-- Amid recent news that the president gave the greenlight to his…

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New York Grand Jury Indicts Almost 80 Million Americans For Voting For Trump

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- A formal statement out of the Manhattan District Attorney's…

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Democrat High School President Wins Class Election With 81 Million Votes

CLAYMONT, DELAWARE-- A local Democrat high school student has made history this…

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RINO Republicans Relieved They Won’t Have To Do Any Work After Joyous Election Losses To Democrats

WASHINGTON-- After losing a slew of expected races to Democrats during the…

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Arizona’s Katie Hobbs Takes Lead After Thousands Of Votes Found Inside John Fetterman’s Neck

PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- Maricopa County election officials made a startling discovery Thursday after…

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New York Criminals Relieved After Governor Kathy Hochul Wins Election

ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Criminals in New York have been breathing a sigh…

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Liberals Cheer Win, Saying John Fetterman Represents The Typical Democrat Voter

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- After John Fetterman very legitimately beat Dr. Oz in the…

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Democrats Ask For Election Fraud Amnesty Ahead Of Midterm Elections

WASHINGTON-- A large number of Democrat politicians have asked the American people…

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