Tag: Donald Trump

Comcast Raises Prices To Pay For CEO’s Hair Plugs

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Comcast customers were shocked when they opened their latest bills…

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Massive Earthquake In Russia Kills People’s Mood

SAROV, RUSSIA-- The catastrophic earthquake that hit the large farming town of…

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Trump Hires Famous Mexican Mariachi Band Los Mierdas

MIAMI, FLORIDA-- In an effort to smooth over relationsΒ with Mexico, billionaire businessman…

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Trump’s Hair Insured For One Million And One

WEEHAWKEN, NJ-- In response to former Mexican president Vicente Fox's vulgar attack,…

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