Legless Man Outruns Cops
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- A video that is going viral shows four police officers…
D-List Celebrities Threaten To Quit If Trump Wins
HOLLYWOOD-- A group of talented D-list celebrities has threatened to quit show-business…
Ben Carson: Nuclear Weapons Stored In Noah’s Ark
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Former presidential hopeful Dr. Ben Carson claimed today that…
Woman Jailed For Beating A Dead Horse
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Animal rights groups are outraged after hearing the shocking news…
Anonymous Group Hacks Elton John’s Pacemaker
PARTS UNKNOWN-- Secretive hacker group Anonymous has recently uploaded another video to…
Mexico Thwarts Trump’s Plan, Builds Wall First
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO-- In a real life cat and mouse game taking…
Comcast Raises Prices To Pay For CEO’s Hair Plugs
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Comcast customers were shocked when they opened their latest bills…
Massive Earthquake In Russia Kills People’s Mood
SAROV, RUSSIA-- The catastrophic earthquake that hit the large farming town of…
Trump Hires Famous Mexican Mariachi Band Los Mierdas
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- In an effort to smooth over relations with Mexico, billionaire businessman…
Trump’s Hair Insured For One Million And One
WEEHAWKEN, NJ-- In response to former Mexican president Vicente Fox's vulgar attack,…
