Genius: Trump Hangs ‘Epstein Island’ Sign On Trump Tower So FBI Won’t Raid It
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In order to avoid another FBI raid on…
FBI Confiscates Trump’s Boxers And Briefs After Raiding His Underwear Drawer
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- In a major win for the federal government this…
House Committee Members Wear Bikinis To Improve Poor Ratings Of January 6 Hearings
WASHINGTON-- In order to improve the abysmal ratings of the ongoing January…
January 6 Committee Subpoenas Bart Simpson To Testify Against Donald Trump
WASHINGTON-- Famous cartoon character Bart Simpson was the latest witness called in…
Total Recall: New Procedure Let’s You Pretend You’re Back In Better Time When Trump Was President
U.S.-- A highly sophisticated new technology has been recently developed that gives…
Jimmy Kimmel Tests Positive For LAME
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In a tearful opening monologue Monday night, late night host…
Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Merry Christmas’ In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have praised Joe Biden once again after the…
Media Goes Gaga Over Adorable Photo Of Commander Taking Biden Out To Poop
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has been heralded as a hero once again…
White House Accuses Bird That Pooped On Biden Of Being Russian Asset
WASHINGTON-- The White House released an emergency statement Wednesday regarding the pigeon…
CNN Tries Improving Ratings By Slapping Brian Stelter At End Of Each Show
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an effort to improve sagging ratings, CNN has decided…
CNN Says Newly Released Video Shows Trump Slapping Chris Rock, Not Will Smith
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Newly unearthed video was recently aired on America's most trusted…
Liberals Beg For World War 3 With Russia So They Can Get Back To Their Starbucks By Noon
U.S.-- Liberals across the United States have been on social media begging…