Angry AOC Vows To Boycott Burger King After Trump’s McDonald’s Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While millions of people were enjoying former President Donald Trump's…
‘Newsweek’ Nominated For Pulitzer Prize After Discovering Trump Doesn’t Actually Work At McDonald’s
U.S.-- American news magazine Newsweek has recently been nominated for the prestigious…
Trump Snags Coveted ‘White Dudes For Harris Wives’ Boyfriends For Trump’ Group
U.S.-- As Donald Trump's popularity continues to increase, more and more groups…
Tim Walz Endorses Trump After Watching Kamala’s Disastrous Fox News Interview
U.S.-- After watching Kamala Harris' horrendous Fox News interview, Minnesota Governor and…
Support For Trump Surges After ‘The View’ Hosts Worry He Will Cancel Their Show If He’s Elected
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The latest polls have shown a dramatic…
‘We Can Do Starbucks While We’re Getting Nuked,’ Says Oblivious Woman Voting For Kamala
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While sitting inside of a Starbucks drinking soy lattes,…
Secret Service Agents Didn’t See Trump Gunman Because Golf Course Was Too Sloped
WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After another failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump…
MSNBC Labels Biden ‘Far-Right MAGA Extremist Russian Asset’ After He Wore ‘Trump 2024’ Hat
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- During an event to commemorate the 911 tragedy,…
‘And Try Not To Cackle,’ Yells Obama Through Kamala’s Audio Earrings During Debate
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris spent two weeks preparing for her…
Kamala Does Poor Job Moderating Presidential Debate Between Trump And ABC Hosts
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- The first presidential debate between Republican candidate Donald Trump and…
Cats And Dogs Come Out In Support Of Trump After Kamala’s Illegal Haitian Immigrants Keep Eating Pets
U.S.-- As news keeps spreading that illegal Haitian immigrants brought in by…
Kamala Promises To Build Border Wall, Only It’ll Be Invisible And People Can Still Walk Through It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- In yet another complete 180 degree turnaround from her…
