CNN Changes Their Name To The ‘January 6 News Network’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- America's most trusted news source CNN recently announced they have…
Biden Criticizes President For Cost Of Meat, Says He’d Do Better Job If He Were In Charge
WASHINGTON-- After one of his family friends pointed out how expensive meat…
Liberal ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestants Refuse To Solve Winning Phrase
CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA-- There was a brief interruption during last night's Wheel…
Republican Crisis: Mitch McConnell’s Neck Fat Steps Down From His Face
WASHINGTON-- The GOP has announced that Mitch McConnell's neck fat has recently…
Shocking Leaked January 6 Texts Show Trump Wanted Mayonnaise On His McDonald’s Big Mac
WASHINGTON- Explosive new text messages were recently uncovered by the January 6…
House Committee Says Trump Faces Charges Of Stealing Bases During Little League Baseball
https://youtu.be/HoXV5wk0E3I (SATIRE) The January 6th Committee has formally charged President Donald Trump…
January 6 Committee Files Criminal Charges Against Trump For Stealing Third Base In Little League Baseball 60 Years Ago
WASHINGTON-- The January 6 Committee voted to hold President Donald Trump responsible…
CNN: ‘Our Top 5 Worst Presidents In History, The Number One Pick will Surprise You’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The most trusted name in news CNN has recently ranked…
Kennedy Center Honors Celebrates Joe Biden’s Role As Best Pretend President
WASHINGTON-- The 45th annual Kennedy Center Honors returned to tradition this year…
FBI Charges Thanksgiving Turkey After Spotting The Wild Bird At January 6 Capitol Riot
WASHINGTON-- The FBI arrested and charged a Thanksgiving turkey this week for…
PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas
WASHINGTON-- Concerned Republicans have decided to open a serious inquiry into whether…
The Lincoln Project Promises They’ll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA-- The anti-Republican, Republican group The Lincoln Project is facing intense…
