Trump Promises To Make Van Halen’s ‘Panama’ US National Anthem After Taking Over Panama Canal
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- President-Elect Donald Trump doubled down on his desire to…
Sullen Obama Spends Last Christmas At White House As Third Term Winds Down
WASHINGTON-- It was a bittersweet moment for Barack Obama this Christmas as…
Trump Threatens To Return Seth Rogen If Trudeau Doesn’t Secure Canadian Border
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- President-Elect Donald Trump has issued yet another warning to…
Sad: Every Time Democrats Call Elon ‘President Musk’ Kamala Reminded How She Lost Election To Trump
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to get under Donald Trump's skin, Democrats have…
Biden Offers ‘10% Off Pardons’ Christmas Deal
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As Part Of ABC Defamation Lawsuit Settlement, George Stephanopoulos Must Do The Trump Dance Before Every Broadcast
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- As part of an ABC defamation lawsuit…
Dream Big: Former McDonald’s Fry Cook, Garbage Man Named TIME’s ‘Person Of The Year’
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Trump Installs Dog Door On Front Of Mar-A-Lago Entrance For Whenever Trudeau Visits
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Smitten Jill Biden Starting To Think Maybe She Should’ve Been Trump’s Babysitter Instead
PARIS, FRANCE-- Anonymous inside sources are saying that First Lady Jill Biden…
‘Pete Hegseth’s Former Alcoholism Might Be A Problem,’ Says Nancy Pelosi After Finishing Off A Bottle Of Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump's pick for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has continued to…
4D Chess: Trudeau Outmaneuvers Trump By Putting Tariffs On Canadian Exports First
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Trump’s Border Czar Tom Homan Makes First Arrest After Illegal Alien Crosses Canadian Border Into US
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Even though Donald Trump hasn't even been sworn into…