Justin Trudeau Threatens To Trample A Little, Old Grandmom Every Day Until Trump Cancels Tariffs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In response to President Donald Trump imposing tariffs on Canadian…
Defiant Gavin Newsom Tries To Hold Back Rushing Dam Water In Order To Spite Trump
CALIFORNIA-- In order to prevent President Donald Trump from bringing much-needed water…
Biden Angry At Liberals For Giving Trump Credit For High Prices He Caused
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Former President Joe Biden would like to have a word…
Embarrassing: Zelensky’s Debit Card Declined After Trump Stops Ukraine Funding
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was an embarrassing moment for President Volodymyr Zelensky when…
Pope Francis Having Second Thoughts About Welcoming Illegals After Trump Drops Tren De Aragua Gang Members Inside Vatican City
VATICAN CITY-- After lambasting President Donald Trump for deporting violent illegal aliens…
New Secret Service Course Requirements Now Include Slope Training
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump has appointed a new head of the Secret…
Anchor Baby Kamala Harris Deported To India After Trump Ends Birthright Citizenship
CHENNAI, INDIA-- Immediately after President Trump was sworn in and signed an…
Cruel: Jill Dumps Biden Off At Nursing Home After Telling Him He Was Just Inaugurated
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after President Donald Trump was sworn in as president, Jill…
Nancy Pelosi To Skip Trump’s Inauguration After Hearing It Would Be A Dry Event
WASHINGTON-- The office of Nancy Pelosi has released a statement saying that…
Trudeau Boasts A Win After Negotiating With Trump To Make Canada The 50th And A Half State Of The US
OTTAWA- CANADA-- After a back and forth fierce negotiation with incoming President…
Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the California wildfires continue to burn out of control…
FBI Closes Case On New Orleans Terrorist Attack After Not Finding Any Little, Old MAGA Grandmoms Waving American Flags To Arrest
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- The FBI has announced early this morning that the…