NYC Mayor Eric Adams: ‘New York City Is The Safest City In America’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Ahead of the Donald Trump indictment, Mayor…
New York Grand Jury Indicts Almost 80 Million Americans For Voting For Trump
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- A formal statement out of the Manhattan District Attorney's…
Fox News Hosts Go To Safe Space After Reading Trump’s Surging Poll Numbers
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The tearful hosts of the Fox News…
Biden Demands To Be Arrested To Help Increase His Poll Numbers Like Trump
WASHINGTON-- After witnessing the dramatic increase in Donald Trump's poll numbers once…
Stephen Colbert Apologizes Tearfully After Mistakenly Telling Funny Joke
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A rare occurrence happened last night when The…
New York Prosecutors Drop All Charges Against Trump After Rob Reiner Promised To Dance Naked If He’s Indicted
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- In a shocking twist to the already controversial Trump…
Breaking News: Trump May Be Indicted For Allegedly Not Saying ‘Excuse Me’ After Burping
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Donald Trump is set to be possibly arrested next…
Angry Liberal Blames Trump After Stubbing Toe From Kicking Gas Pump
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- An extremely irate liberal woman from California has taken…
AOC Says January 6 Footage Brings Back Bad Memories Of When She Died 10 Times That Day
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the release of the new January 6…
Chuck Schumer Says January 6 Was Worse Than The Day His Aunt Edna Burnt His Potato Latkes
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to drive home to the American people just…
To Save Time, Jimmy Kimmel Replays Same 7-Year-Old ‘Trump’s Going To Prison’ Monologue Every Show
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In order to focus more of his attention on calling…
Fox News Hires Ex-CNN’s Brian Stelter To Give Network More Conservative Viewpoint
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In an effort to give their dwindling…
