John Cena Gets Neutered Live On Stage At The Oscars
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- The Oscars awards show was a big hit last night…
Naked Doctor Wins Lawsuit To Open Up All Nude Medical Practice
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- A huge win for nudists across the country came this…
Doctors Warn Having A Heart Puts You At Greater Risk Of A Heart Attack
NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY-- A groundbreaking study has made the news this…
Aaron Rodgers Says He’s Healed After Doctors Prescribed Him Treatment Of ‘Walk It Off’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After sustaining an injury to his Achilles tendon…
Dr. Phil: Bashful Snake Refuses To Shed Its Skin In Front Of Its Peers
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A shy snake has made the news this week after…
Canadian Restaurants Offering Free Fries For Proof Of Euthanasia
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an effort to get as many Canadians euthanized as…
Arizona’s Katie Hobbs Takes Lead After Thousands Of Votes Found Inside John Fetterman’s Neck
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- Maricopa County election officials made a startling discovery Thursday after…
John Fetterman Promises If Elected He’ll Be Real Pain In The Neck For Republicans
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman has promised his voters that…
COVID Virus Critically Ill After Getting Infected With Jill Biden
WASHINGTON-- The world-famous COVID virus has been reported to be in critical…
Dr. Fauci Contemplates Retiring To Be Able To Spend More Time Torturing Puppies
WASHINGTON-- America's favorite physician Dr. Fauci made a startling announcement this week,…
America’s Top Physicians Bill Gates And Big Bird Prove U.S. Leads World In Modern Medicine
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COVID Vaccine Has Heart Attack After Getting Injected With Chris Christie
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- An unfortunate injury happened Sunday when the COVID vaccine…
