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Martha’s Vineyard Democrats Turn Away Migrants After Learning They’re Trump Supporters
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Vacationing Liberals Disguise Themselves So People Don’t Notice Them Enjoying Freedom-Loving Florida
KEY WEST, FLORIDA-- In order to not appear like hypocrites, numerous liberals…
Obama Drone Strikes Migrants To Keep Them Off His Martha’s Vineyard Property
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It’s 2036, Bernie Bros Saying Sanders Still Has Chance To Win 2020 Nomination
MONTPELIER, VERMONT-- Still holding out hope that Bernie Sanders will get the…
