Eric Swalwell’s Fart Identified As Whistleblower After Testifying Before Congress
WASHINGTON-- A confidential Ukraine whistleblower came out yesterday during a gushing impeachment…
Nancy Pelosi’s Trump-Inspired Book ‘The Fart Of The Deal’ Trending #1 On Amazon
WASHINGTON-- Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's new book The Fart Of The…
Elizabeth Warren Says She Was Bernie Sanders Long Before Bernie Was Bernie Sanders
MONTPELIER, VERMONT-- Sen. Elizabeth Warren was in typical Sanders but not Sanders…
With Impeachment Unlikely, Anxious Democrats Target Trump’s Body Double Instead
WASHINGTON-- After finally coming to terms that the impeachment probe into President…
Frantic Democrats Accidentally Get Locked Out Of Their Own Closed-Door Impeachment Hearings
WASHINGTON-- An intense closed-door testimony this morning became even more disjointed after…
Next CNN Democrat Town Hall Will Target Important ‘Finnish Paganist Toad Doctors Who Identify As Oxygen’ Voting Block
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Due to the success of the LGBTQ town hall held…
Democrats Promise Not To Shave Their Beards Until Trump Is Impeached
WASHINGTON-- Determined to serve justice to the American people in regards to…
Beto O’Rourke’s Plan To Send All American’s Guns To The Moon Met With Confusion
WASHINGTON-- Former Rep. Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has recently increased his stance…
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy Levies Seagull Tax In Effort To Boost Bird’s Population
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy is currently tackling one…
Elizabeth Warren Takes New DNA Test On Maury Povich Show And The Results Are Shocking
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Bernie Sanders’ New Rap Album Proves He’s A Man Of The People
WASHINGTON-- Senator Bernie Sanders has recently dropped a new rap album in…
Breaking: White Man Wearing White Clothes Seen Walking Into White Castle
FRESNO, CALIFORNIA-- A white man in his thirties was recently seen by…
