FBI Closes Case On New Orleans Terrorist Attack After Not Finding Any Little, Old MAGA Grandmoms Waving American Flags To Arrest
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- The FBI has announced early this morning that the…
Santa Claus’s Sleigh Robbed While Delivering Gifts In San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Christmas was cut short this year after Santa Claus's…
Mexican Cartels Throw Retirement Party For Retiring Employee Biden
U.S.-- With less than a month before Joe Biden leaves office, a…
Grieving MSNBC Holds Candlelight Vigil For Illegal Alien Found Guilty Of Murder
U.S.-- It was a sad day for the leftwing hosts of news…
Whoopi Goldberg Claims Two Muscular Men Dumped Raw Milk On Her And Yelled ‘This Is MAHA Country’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The View host Whoopi Goldberg made a…
Hurricane Milton Shot, Killed After Mistakenly Travelling Through Chicago
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- After leaving a path of destruction in Florida before veering…
UK’s Keir Starmer Limits Immigrant Stabbing Attacks To No More Than 50 Per Day
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After the large influx of illegal alien stabbing attacks on…
FBI Goes Undercover As Ghosts To Stop Illegal Ghost Car Operation
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With ghost car crimes becoming more prevalent…
Secret Service Agents Didn’t See Trump Gunman Because Golf Course Was Too Sloped
WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After another failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump…
Cats And Dogs Come Out In Support Of Trump After Kamala’s Illegal Haitian Immigrants Keep Eating Pets
U.S.-- As news keeps spreading that illegal Haitian immigrants brought in by…
AOC Claims Violent Venezuelan Gangs Just Committing Attempted Homicide To Feed Their Families
WASHINGTON-- In response to multiple violent Venezuelan gang members getting arrested in…
Keir Starmer Says He’s Solved UK’s Knife Stabbing Epidemic By Just Giving Immigrants Guns Instead
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After facing immense criticism for his handling of the massive…
