Secret Service Agents Didn’t See Trump Gunman Because Golf Course Was Too Sloped
WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After another failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump…
Cats And Dogs Come Out In Support Of Trump After Kamala’s Illegal Haitian Immigrants Keep Eating Pets
U.S.-- As news keeps spreading that illegal Haitian immigrants brought in by…
AOC Claims Violent Venezuelan Gangs Just Committing Attempted Homicide To Feed Their Families
WASHINGTON-- In response to multiple violent Venezuelan gang members getting arrested in…
Keir Starmer Says He’s Solved UK’s Knife Stabbing Epidemic By Just Giving Immigrants Guns Instead
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After facing immense criticism for his handling of the massive…
UK Police Arrest Dog For Barking At Immigrant
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Another dangerous, far-right extremist was taken off the streets in…
Democrat Judge Dismisses Alec Baldwin’s Case After He Promises To Only Shoot Trump Supporters Next Time
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- A Democrat New Mexico judge has dismissed the…
Massive Fourth Of July Fireworks Display In Chicago This Weekend…No Wait, Nevermind, It Was Only 100 Plus Shootings
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- News outlets were originally reporting that there was a beautiful,…
Trump Desecrates Corpse On Live TV
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A tragedy happened during last night's 2024 Presidential Debate when…
Robbed Secret Service Agent Thinking He’s Sure Glad FBI Says Crime’s Down Under Biden
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As Joe Biden continues to let in millions of…
Nationwide FBI Manhunt Underway To Find Pigeon That Pooped On Street Pride Mural
U.S.-- Federal authorities are warning Americans of a dangerous criminal currently on…
Obama And Hillary Celebrate Trump Verdict By Drone Striking Innocent People And Deleting Confidential Emails
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the guilty verdict was handed down to Donald Trump…
Frightened Gavin Newsom Hides Under Bed After Guns Come To Life And Break Into His Home
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- A horrible crime happened in California yesterday after a group…
