Last Living Nazi Boots Tried For War Crimes
BERLIN, GERMANY-- The last living pair of Nazi Boots was found and…
Pervert Wanted For Painting Sleeping Women’s Feet
TEMPE, ARIZONA-- Police are on the lookout for an unidentified man who…
Bollywood Actress Under Fire For Overcooking Hamburger
MUMBAI, INDIA-- A famous Bollywood actress is in hot water with the…
Man Kills Burglar Thinking It Was His Daughter
MARSDEN, PENNSYLVANIA-- A man shot and killed a burglar inside his Marsden home…
Santa Claus Fined For Hiring Illegal Elves
NORTH POLE-- One of the world's most cherished figures and bringers of…
Lassie’s Death Ruled Illuminati Hit Job
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Famous beloved dog actor Lassie's unexplained death has finally been…
Fetish Porn Found On Clinton Email Server
WASHINGTON-- Federal prosecutors investigating the classified materials on Hillary Clinton's private email server…
Anonymous Group Hacks Elton John’s Pacemaker
PARTS UNKNOWN-- Secretive hacker group Anonymous has recently uploaded another video to…
Nicolas Cage Wanted For Impersonating An Actor
HOLLYWOOD-- In a lengthy one sentence memo sent out by the Federal…
Black Man Arrested For Critically Wounding White Seagull
BLANCO, FLORIDA-- A black man was arrested today in what many reputable…
