Tag: Crime

Moron Calls Another Moron A Moron, Says Moron

SYRACUSE, NEW YORK-- Three morons tied up traffic today in the middle of…

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Man Poisons Family Because They Were Trump Supporters

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A 39 year old man tried poisoning his entire family…

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Legless Man Outruns Cops

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- A video that is going viral shows four police officers…

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Baby Injured After Being Dropped By Stork

WOONSOCKET, RHODE ISLAND-- A newborn baby was injured after falling from a stork's mouth…

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Last Living Nazi Boots Tried For War Crimes

BERLIN, GERMANY-- The last living pair of Nazi Boots was found and…

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Pervert Wanted For Painting Sleeping Women’s Feet

TEMPE, ARIZONA-- Police are on the lookout for an unidentified man who…

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Bollywood Actress Under Fire For Overcooking Hamburger

MUMBAI, INDIA-- A famous Bollywood actress is in hot water with the…

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Man Kills Burglar Thinking It Was His Daughter

MARSDEN, PENNSYLVANIA-- A man shot and killed a burglar inside his Marsden home…

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Santa Claus Fined For Hiring Illegal Elves

NORTH POLE-- One of the world's most cherished figures and bringers of…

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Cat On Lunesta Mauls Owner To Death

TOPEKA, KANSAS-- A 59 year old Topeka woman was mauled to death…

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Lassie’s Death Ruled Illuminati Hit Job

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Famous beloved dog actor Lassie's unexplained death has finally been…

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Fetish Porn Found On Clinton Email Server

WASHINGTON-- Federal prosecutors investigating the classified materials on Hillary Clinton's private email server…

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