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WASHINGTON-- This year President Donald Trump spared two lucky turkeys for the…
Tie-Gate: CNN Devotes Three Hour Show To Investigate Trump’s Crooked Tie Connection
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Next CNN Democrat Town Hall Will Target Important ‘Finnish Paganist Toad Doctors Who Identify As Oxygen’ Voting Block
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Startling New Evidence Reveals America Actually Discovered Christopher Columbus
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CNN Apologizes And Submits Retraction For Accidentally Reporting Real News
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New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy Levies Seagull Tax In Effort To Boost Bird’s Population
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy is currently tackling one…
Beto O’Rourke: ‘I Will Not In Any Scenario Run For The United States Presidency’
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WASHINGTON-- Always one to do things in the most enormous way, President…
