Russia Hires Actor Steven Seagal To Defeat Entire Ukrainian Army In Less Than Two Hours
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin of Russia has recently hired Hollywood actor…
In Last Ditch Effort, Ukraine President Sends Armed Cats And Dogs To Fight Russians
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In a last ditch effort to push back the encroachment…
Biden Hires War Expert George Bush To Constantly Yell ‘Russia Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to justify an attack on Russia, President Joe…
Millions Of Vaccinated Americans Suddenly Okay With Enlisting Unvaccinated Soldiers
U.S.-- After spending the past year demanding that only vaccinated soldiers serve…
Trump Getting Ready To Start World War 3, Wait, Nevermind, That’s Biden
WASHINGTON-- Mainstream news media outlets were reporting that the president's incompetence was…
Vladimir Putin Trolls Biden By Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers To The Front Of Russian Tanks
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- As tensions between the United States and Russia heat up,…
Biden Appoints Sergeant Klinger From M*A*S*H To Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff
WASHINGTON-- Due to General Mark Milley getting ready to retire, Joe Biden…
Inclusive US Army Updates Uncle Sam To More Progressive Aunt Samantha
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to keep up with modern society, the United…
In Honor Of Veteran’s Day, Biden Adds Statue Of War Hero Admiral Rachel Levine To Marine Corps Memorial
ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA-- In honor of Veteran's Day, President Joe Biden decided…
Biden Voters Beg For World War 3 Just To Spite Trump For Bringing Troops Back Home
WASHINGTON-- Thousands of angry Biden voters have voiced their displeasure at Donald…
AOC Backs Out Of Debate With Conan Military Dog After Getting KO’d On Twitter By Hero Canine
WASHINGTON-- Twitter has been ablaze with laughter lately as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…
Justin Trudeau’s New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Throughout Canada's history, the brave people of the Canadian Army…