Alex Jones Says Mitch McConnell Didn’t Freeze, But Was Communicating Telepathically With Aliens
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- While the rest of the world believed that Mitch McConnell…
Space Aliens Voted Madonna Sexiest Human On Earth
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Predator Child Tells Mom There’s A Scary Nancy Pelosi Monster Hiding Under His Bed
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Star Trek: Picard Under Fire On Social Media For Not Using Real Klingon To Play Worf
HOLLYWOOD-- The TV series Star Trek: Picard has been taking a lot…
Over 250 Illegal Aliens Arrested At Texas Business
ALIEN, TEXAS-- Almost 300 illegal aliens were arrested by federal immigration officials…
Grey Aliens Go Green-Face For St. Patrick’s Day, Get Mistaken For Little Green Men
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