Tag: 911

Police Called After Pillow Fight Breaks Out On Living Room Couch

RENO, NEVADA-- Police responded to a 911 call after a man reported…

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White House Commemorates 9/11 By Sending Another $3 Trillion To Ukraine

WASHINGTON-- To celebrate the atrocities and lives lost on the anniversary of…

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Defends Ilhan Omar By Pointing Out Most Domestic Terrorism Carried Out By Farsighted White Hens

WASHINGTON-- Full-time It-Girl and part-time US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her…

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Independence Day Rapture? Thousands Of Beachgoers Suddenly Go Missing

MIAMI, FLORIDA-- One of Florida's most popular beaches is now being dubbed…

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911 Operator Calls 911 On Woman Calling 911 On 911 Operator

NOTFALL, VERMONT-- In what turned out to be a complete waste of…

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Squirrel Busted For Indecent Exposure After Video Goes Viral

REDWOOD, NEW JERSEY-- A video that is going viral shows an Eastern grey…

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Moron Calls Another Moron A Moron, Says Moron

SYRACUSE, NEW YORK-- Three morons tied up traffic today in the middle of…

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Dyslexic Man Dies After Dialing 119

BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA-- A 43 year old dyslexic man died this morning from…

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Black Man Arrested For Critically Wounding White Seagull

BLANCO, FLORIDA-- A black man was arrested today in what many reputable…

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