Democrats Panic After Trump Adds Kermit The Frog To VP Shortlist
U.S.-- Rumors are swirling in conservative circles that Republican presidential candidate Donald…
People Who Pretend For A Living Hold Fundraiser For Guy Pretending To Be President
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Hollywood actors joined former President Barack Obama and current…
After Taking Credit For Trump’s Low Insulin Prices, Biden Also Claims He’s A Billionaire Real Estate Developer Who Starred On ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- During a recent speech Joe Biden bragged that he had capped…
Biden Congratulates Apu From ‘The Simpsons’ On Winning India’s Prime Minister Election
WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Narendra Modi's reelection win for prime minister of…
Trump Makes History As First President To Attend And Win NASCAR Coca Cola 600
CONCORD, NORTH CAROLINA-- Donald Trump has made history once again after winning…
Libertarian Party Nominates Chase Oliver In Effort To Get Even Less Than 3% Of National Vote
U.S.-- The Libertarian Party has thrown their dirty hat into the presidential…
Biden Promises To Pardon Jeffrey Dahmer Day One If Reelected
WEST POINT, NEW YORK-- While giving a speech at a West Point…
Biden Requests New Debate Format Of Him Just Lying Down Inside His Basement
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has finally agreed to debate his Republican opponent…
Biden Brings Back Chris Wallace To Debate Trump For Him Again
WASHINGTON-- The 2024 presidential debates are underway and President Joe Biden has…
RFK Jr. Says He Waited Until His Brain Worm Was Full Term Before Aborting It
U.S.-- Independent presidential candidate RFK Jr. gave a candid interview with former…
Nancy Pelosi’s Nose Starts Growing Suddenly While Touting Biden’s Flourishing Economy
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi…
Biden And Howard Stern Reminisce About All The Times They Were Racist
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a nostalgic day for both…