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Canada’s Trudeau Auctions Off His Eyebrows To Help Raise Money For Ukraine
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Israel Says All The Gazan Children They Bombed Were Just Really Small Hamas Midgets
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China’s President Xi Jinping Visiting America To Learn From Biden How Not To Run A Country
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Trudeau Challenges Pierre Poilievre To Makeup Competition For Control Of Canada
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Grand Moff Tarkin Claims He Gave People Of Alderaan Two Minutes To Evacuate Before Blowing Up Planet
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Israel Tortures Hamas Prisoners By Forcing Them To Listen To Videos Of Ben Shapiro Babbling On Incessantly
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Israel Makes War Friendlier By Putting Smiley Faces On Bombs Before Dropping Them
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Netanyahu Announces Israel’s Invasion Of Poland
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