WHO Locates Bird Responsible For Starting New Bird Flu Epidemic
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Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canada Pride Month By Wearing Rainbow-Face
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Discontented Zelensky Longs For Simple Days Of Just Playing Penis Piano And Dancing In Women’s Heels
KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the war between Ukraine and Russia rages on, disaffected…
Justin Trudeau Passes Oxygen Tax On Amount Of Air Canadians Breathe
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France Already Surrenders To Russia Before Even Getting Into Any Conflict
PARIS, FRANCE-- After threatening to send French troops to help Ukraine and…
Lucky Day: Zelensky Finds $2 Million That Fell Between His Couch Cushions
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was a lucky day for Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky…
Communist China Impressed With US Congress Ban On Free Speech
BEIJING, CHINA-- As news spread of the passing of the Antisemitism Awareness…
Australia Prime Minister Issues Arrest Warrant For Pepe The Frog
CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA-- Following through with his threat to censor all memes and…
Japanese Prime Minister Visits Biden To Learn How Not To Run A Country
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to learn an important lesson from a failing…
Brazil’s Alexandre de Moraes Dons Helmet And Sword To Try To Appear Less Menacing
BRASÍLIA, BRAZIL-- After flexing his authoritarian muscles and getting accused by millions…
Trudeau Offers Bonus To First Canadian Mountie Who Tramples Little Old Lady Protester
CANADA-- A massive protest is underway in Canada over a federal carbon…
Trudeau Says Canadians Can Save Money On Housing Costs By Becoming Homeless
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the housing crisis in Canada reaching epic proportions, Prime…
