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4D Chess: Trudeau Outmaneuvers Trump By Putting Tariffs On Canadian Exports First
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Sad: Trudeau Disappointed Montreal Rioters Aren’t Truckers So He Could Invoke Emergencies Act
OTTAWA, CANADA-- It has been a sad for week for Prime Minister…
Brazilian Scientists Discover New Species In Amazon Rainforest They’ve Now Identified As Bidenus Pedophilelis
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Two Dictators Mourn Freedoms Gained After World Wars
PARIS, FRANCE-- Two world dictators held a vigil in France on Armistice…
Awkward: Kim Jong-un Regifts Missiles Putin Gave Him Last Christmas
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- It was an awkward moment this week in Russia between…
Trudeau Suggests Canadian Churches Convert To Mosques To Stop From Getting Burned Down
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to stop the countless Christian and Catholic…
Zelensky Visits America To Thank All The Young Voters Who’ll Be Drafted If Kamala Wins
U.S.-- As wars around the world continue to escalate drawing the United…
UK’s Keir Starmer Limits Immigrant Stabbing Attacks To No More Than 50 Per Day
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Politician Who’s Already Struggling In Polls Threatens Nuclear War With Russia
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‘White Dudes For Harris’ Adds New Member After Putin Endorses Kamala For President
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris has just received yet another major…
