Germany Tries To Curb Terrorist Car Attacks By Banning All Vehicles
BERLIN, GERMANY-- After yet another terrorist car attack had taken place in…
Zelensky Finally Agrees To Peace Deal After Trump Offers Autographed ‘The Apprentice’ Photo And MAGA Gold Sneakers
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was an offer Zelensky couldn't refuse. A peace deal…
Justin Trudeau Affirms Solidarity With Every Country In The World Except Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- On the heels of the public disagreement between President Donald…
Keir Starmer’s Nose Starts Growing While Claiming UK Has Never Censored Free Speech
WASHINGTON-- During his visit to the United States, Prime Minister Keir Starmer…
Emmanuel Macron Misses Flight Back To France After Refusing To Stop Shaking Trump’s Hand
WASHINGTON-- After his meeting with President Donald Trump in the United States,…
France Increases Military Spending To 5% To Pay For More White Flags Of Surrender
PARIS, FRANCE-- As soon as word spread that President Donald Trump was…
Zelensky Spies On Russia-Ukraine Peace Talks By Posing As Garden Gnome
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- After feeling slighted that he wasn't invited to the…
Xi Jinping Threatens To Fire Mitch McConnell If He Lets Trump Ban China From Buying US Farmland
BEIJING, CHINA-- After receiving the terrible news that President Donald Trump was…
Germany’s Sesame Street Introduces New Muppet Character ‘Musaab The Terrorist’
GERMANY-- In the latest episode of Germany's version of Sesame Street called…
Sad: Trans Squirrel In Guatemala Wondering How It’s Going To Finish Transitioning After USAID Funding Stopped
GUATEMALA CITY, GUATEMALA-- Elon Musk's DOGE and President Donald Trump's cutting of…
Hunter Biden Volunteers To Be Canada’s New Fentanyl Czar
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Justin Trudeau Threatens To Trample A Little, Old Grandmom Every Day Until Trump Cancels Tariffs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In response to President Donald Trump imposing tariffs on Canadian…
