Last Living Nazi Boots Tried For War Crimes
BERLIN, GERMANY-- The last living pair of Nazi Boots was found and…
Syrian Refugee Elected As German Chancellor
HAMBURGER, GERMANY-- In a stunning defeat to become the new chancellor of…
Santa Claus Fined For Hiring Illegal Elves
NORTH POLE-- One of the world's most cherished figures and bringers of…
Switzerland No Longer Neutral, Makes First Decision In 200 Years
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND-- A major event happened today in the oldest neutral country…
Mexico Thwarts Trump’s Plan, Builds Wall First
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO-- In a real life cat and mouse game taking…
Charismatic Preacher Heals Leopard Of Its Spots
MANILA, PHILIPPINES-- In what countless people are calling nothing less than a miracle,…
Massive Earthquake In Russia Kills People’s Mood
SAROV, RUSSIA-- The catastrophic earthquake that hit the large farming town of…
Humpty Dumpty Sues King’s Men For Botched Surgery
LOOKING GLASS, ENGLAND-- Nursery rhyme star Humpty Dumpty is suing the King…
Benjamin Netanyahu Converts To Islam, Promotes Peace
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- In a last-ditch effort to promote peace in the…
Catholic Priest Caught Having Sex With Own Wife Shunned By Vatican
ROME, ITALY-- In what has been causing shock-waves throughout the Catholic world,…
Queen Elizabeth’s Crown Found In Strip Club
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Making the rounds in numerous British news sources is the…
Israel Builds Holocaust Museum For Holocaust Museum
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- At a meeting inside of the holocaust museum Yad…