Goldfish Prices Rise To $1721 Ahead Of Meeting
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Goldfish prices came under pressure Monday as the…
Senior Citizen Brothel Raided
ARCHAIC, FLORIDA-- More than 12,000 Florida police, tax and customs investigators have…
Man Kills Burglar Thinking It Was His Daughter
MARSDEN, PENNSYLVANIA-- A man shot and killed a burglar inside his Marsden home…
Peeping Tom Caught Watching Paint Dry
SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA-- A Santa Monica man was arrested today by the…
USPS And UPS Merge Into One Company
WASHINGTON- The United States Postal Service has recently acquired the world's largest…
Lawyer Sues Self For Identity Theft
BRIGHAM, ALABAMA-- In what some are calling a case of mistaken identity,…
Woman Jailed For Beating A Dead Horse
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Animal rights groups are outraged after hearing the shocking news…
Feminist Protests Feminism, Says It’s Too Masculine
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- A 58 year old, self-identified anti-feminist feminist has been camped…
Anonymous Group Hacks Elton John’s Pacemaker
PARTS UNKNOWN-- Secretive hacker group Anonymous has recently uploaded another video to…
Cat Dies After Overdosing On Catnip
DANDER, MICHIGAN--A three year old short-haired cat died suddenly today from overdosing…
Comcast Raises Prices To Pay For CEO’s Hair Plugs
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Comcast customers were shocked when they opened their latest bills…
