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Justice Department’s Domestic Terrorism Unit Catches Disabled 85-Year-Old Grandmother Cheating At Bingo
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Researchers Disappointed Alleged Bigfoot Sighting In Illinois Was Only Ape-Like Creature Jeffrey Epstein
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Racist Elizabeth Warren Attacks African-American Immigrant On Twitter
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FDA Approves Mail Order Doctors So Women Can Now Abort Unborn Babies At Home
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Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
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United Airlines Fires Auto Pilot After Inflatable Employee Refuses To Get Vaccinated
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- An autopilot who's been with the company for over ten…
COVID Omicron Variant Shot And Killed During Violent Chicago Weekend Shooting
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U.S.-- With the holiday season quickly approaching, now's your last chance to…
