Banks Set Up Satellite Offices At Gas Stations For People To Take Out Loans To Pay For Gas
U.S.-- Major banking institutions have been setting up satellite offices at gas…
Leftists Now Cheer On Russia After Joe Rogan Voices Support For Ukraine
U.S.-- After Joe Rogan recently voiced his support for the people of…
Brave Heroes Get Double Virtue Signal Points For Wearing Ukraine Flag Masks In Profile Pics
U.S.-- Hundreds of stunning heroes on social media are being recognized for…
Millions Of Vaccinated Americans Suddenly Okay With Enlisting Unvaccinated Soldiers
U.S.-- After spending the past year demanding that only vaccinated soldiers serve…
With Spring Approaching, Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting For Biden’s Winter Of Death
U.S.-- Breaking yet another promise to the American people, Joe Biden's promised…
Finally! Victoria’s Secret Introduces Its First Chicken Model In Commitment To Diversity
U.S.-- Victoria's Secret has made history this week after announcing they've hired…
Groundhog Day: COVID Virus Sees Its Shadow, So Another 6 Weeks Of Propaganda
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PENNSYLVANIA-- Famed celebrity COVID Virus emerged from its burrow early this…
Dangerous Lab Monkey That Escaped From Pennsylvania Truck Crash Spotted In Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After three lab monkeys escaped their trailer when the delivery truck…
Frustrated Looters Now Mad At Biden Because They Can’t Rob Empty Shelves
U.S.-- As the Biden supply chain crisis worsens by the day, America's…
Brave NYPD Arrests Newborn Baby For Not Having Her Vaccine Card Inside Hospital
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Brave NYPD police officers stopped another dangerous anti-vaxxer…
M&Ms Faces Major Backlash After Introducing New Straight White Male Character
HACKETTSTOWN, NJ-- Mars, Incorporated is facing major backlash from progressives after the…
Freedom-Loving Hawaiian Refugees Fleeing To Florida To Escape Oppressive Hawaii Regime
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- With the government of Hawaii becoming more authoritarian by the…
