Ben Carson: Nuclear Weapons Stored In Noah’s Ark
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Former presidential hopeful Dr. Ben Carson claimed today that…
Obama Orders Anti-Anti Gun Law
WASHINGTON-- Flexing his executive muscles once again by writing his 5,123rd executive…
Fetish Porn Found On Clinton Email Server
WASHINGTON-- Federal prosecutors investigating the classified materials on Hillary Clinton's private email server…
Congress Passes Toilet Paper Recycle Bill
WASHINGTON-- On Friday, the U.S. Congress passed the biggest and most controversial…
Honest Politicians Put On Endangered Species List
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND-- In a study done by the World Political Wildlife organization…
U.S. To Send 8 Million More Troops To Iraq To Get Kitty Down From Tree
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- The United States has agreed to deploy 8 million additional…
Obama Gives Fiery Speech Without Teleprompter
WASHINGTON-- This morning, in what will become one of the most talked about…
Trump Hires Famous Mexican Mariachi Band Los Mierdas
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- In an effort to smooth over relations with Mexico, billionaire businessman…
Hillary Clinton Pegged On Stage
HICKSVILLE, MONTANA-- Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was pegged in the head today…
