Biden Offers ‘10% Off Pardons’ Christmas Deal
WASHINGTON-- Outgoing President Joe Biden has been giving out a lot of…
Nancy Pelosi Recovering Rapidly After Receiving 80 Proof Vodka IV Drip
LUXEMBOURG-- After being rushed to a hospital yesterday due to dangerously low…
‘I’m Perfectly Capable Of Doing My Job,’ Blinks Mitch McConnell In Morse Code From An ICU Hospital Bed
WASHINGTON-- After suffering yet another fall, a visibly unwell Senator Mitch McConnell…
Trump Installs Dog Door On Front Of Mar-A-Lago Entrance For Whenever Trudeau Visits
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- In anticipation for whenever Justin Trudeau comes to the…
Smitten Jill Biden Starting To Think Maybe She Should’ve Been Trump’s Babysitter Instead
PARIS, FRANCE-- Anonymous inside sources are saying that First Lady Jill Biden…
‘Pete Hegseth’s Former Alcoholism Might Be A Problem,’ Says Nancy Pelosi After Finishing Off A Bottle Of Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump's pick for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has continued to…
Gavin Newsom Leaves Trail Of Hair Oil So Illegal Aliens Can Find Their Way To California
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- In defiance to incoming President Donald Trump's promise to…
Two Ladies Caught Gossiping Inside Senate Office
WASHINGTON-- Social media was abuzz with laughter at a photo being shared…
After Hunter Pardon, Biden Reassures Nation Ukraine Money Laundering Scam Will Still Continue
WASHINGTON-- After pardoning his son Hunter Biden for any crimes he may…
Trump’s Border Czar Tom Homan Makes First Arrest After Illegal Alien Crosses Canadian Border Into US
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Even though Donald Trump hasn't even been sworn into…
Hillary Clinton Announces She’s Planning A Third Presidential Loss In 2028
U.S.-- Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has recently announced that she…
Excited Biden Picks Out Favorite Diaper He Plans On Wearing To Trump’s Inauguration
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- In less than two months Donald Trump will be sworn…
