Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the California wildfires continue to burn out of control…
Biden Gives Jimmy Carter One Final Sniff Goodbye
WASHINGTON-- While attending the funeral of former President Jimmy Carter held at…
Biden Awards Presidential Medal Of Freedom To Freddy Krueger For His Humane Work On Treating Sleep Disorders
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has stirred a bit of controversy with some…
Governor Kathy Hochul Stands In Front Of Empty Bear Cage To Prove How Rare Bear Attacks Are
BRONX, NEW YORK-- After yet another New York citizen was attacked by…
Kamala Releases New Book ‘How To Pay Off Your Campaign Money Laundering By Selling A Plagiarized Book’
U.S.-- In an effort to pay off the massive money laundering debt…
Trump Promises To Make Van Halen’s ‘Panama’ US National Anthem After Taking Over Panama Canal
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- President-Elect Donald Trump doubled down on his desire to…
Dan Crenshaw Unveils New Clean-Shaven Face Before Returning To Congress
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to improve his image as a corrupt RINO…
Sullen Obama Spends Last Christmas At White House As Third Term Winds Down
WASHINGTON-- It was a bittersweet moment for Barack Obama this Christmas as…
Trump Threatens To Return Seth Rogen If Trudeau Doesn’t Secure Canadian Border
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- President-Elect Donald Trump has issued yet another warning to…
Mexican Cartels Throw Retirement Party For Retiring Employee Biden
U.S.-- With less than a month before Joe Biden leaves office, a…
Sad: Every Time Democrats Call Elon ‘President Musk’ Kamala Reminded How She Lost Election To Trump
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to get under Donald Trump's skin, Democrats have…
Gavin Newsom Issues New Poop-Scented Masks So You Can Still Smell California While Masked Up
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After declaring a state of emergency over rising cases of…
