Biden Bans TikTok After Video Service Forgets To Give 10 Percent To The Big Guy
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has officially signed into law a controversial bill that…
Biden And Howard Stern Reminisce About All The Times They Were Racist
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a nostalgic day for both…
Obama Drone Strikes Pizza Delivery Guy After Being Late With His Order
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After not receiving his pizza within the promised thirty minute…
San Francisco Thieves Steal Adam Schiff’s Suit While He’s Still Wearing It
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While giving a speech touting how crime is down…
Biden And AOC Tackle Age-Old Climate Change Question Of Whether A Bear Really Does Crap In The Woods
TRIANGLE, VIRGINIA-- During an Earth Day event at Prince William Forest Park,…
April 20 Capitol Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined
WASHINGTON-- One of the worst events in history happened on April 20…
Kamala Harris: ‘No One Should Be Jailed For Weed,’ Says Person Who Jailed Thousands For Weed
WASHINGTON-- As the crucial presidential election draws closer, Vice President Kamala Harris…
Mike Johnson Says He Wasn’t Wearing His Glasses When He Passed Ukraine Bill
WASHINGTON-- After receiving backlash on social media from his constituents for passing…
In Response To Ron DeSantis’ Chaplain Bill, Gavin Newsom Appoints Satan Head Of California Education
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signing a…
Biden Hides Wallet Before Nervously Entering Philadelphia Wawa During Staged Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While on his staged visit to a local convenience store…
Biden Rally Reaches Record Numbers After One Man Shows Up At Gas Station Appearance
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- News media outlets are congratulating Joe Biden on his recent…
Trump Offers Bill Barr Bucket Of Fried Chicken To Retract Presidential Endorsement
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After hearing corrupt Bill Barr on a recent Fox…
