D-List Celebrities Threaten To Quit If Trump Wins
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Mirror Refuses To Show Rosie O’Donnell’s Reflection
BUFFALO, NEW YORK-- Earlier today, a local fried chicken restaurant mirror refused…
Rubber Band Puts Out New Album
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Lassie’s Death Ruled Illuminati Hit Job
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Famous beloved dog actor Lassie's unexplained death has finally been…
Kanye West Named ‘Kanye West Of The Year’
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In yet another slow news day, Kanye West has been all…
It’s Official: Jason Statham Comes Out On Live TV
HOLLYWOOD-- Causing shock-waves throughout the entertainment industry and breaking the hearts of…
George Clooney Joins ISIS As Research For Upcoming Role
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- Leading Hollywood actor George Clooney has recently joined Islamic terrorist…
Porn Star Does World’s First 5 Million Gangbang (NSFW)
DONETSK, UKRAINE-- It may have taken less than three hours to complete, but the…
Nicolas Cage Wanted For Impersonating An Actor
HOLLYWOOD-- In a lengthy one sentence memo sent out by the Federal…
Caitlyn Jenner To Be Added To Mount Rushmore
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Reality television star and former Olympic hero Caitlyn Jenner will…
