Gavin Newsom Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked Who’s Responsible For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After growing tired of all the mundane questions from reporters about the California wildfires, Governor Gavin Newsom decided to hire Swedish climate change activist Greta Thunberg to follow…
Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish
CALIFORNIA-- An impressive approval rating for Gavin Newsom was released this week that shows him with a one hundred percent favorability among Delta Smelt fish, causing the proud governor to…
Justin Trudeau Makes Canadian History As First Person Of Color To Resign As Prime Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Another historical first happened this week in Canada after Justin Trudeau became the first person of color to resign as prime minister, leaving behind a legacy that will…
Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the California wildfires continue to burn out of control due to incompetent Democrat leadership, Governor Gavin Newsom held an emergency meeting with his top Democrat officials to…
Biden Gives Jimmy Carter One Final Sniff Goodbye
WASHINGTON-- While attending the funeral of former President Jimmy Carter held at the National Cathedral, sitting President Joe Biden gave his farewell address right before giving the casket of the…
New LGBTQ Female L.A. Fire Chief Seen Googling ‘What To Do After Massive Fire Breaks Out’
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As massive wildfires continue spreading across Los Angeles, the city's newly appointed lesbian female L.A. Fire Chief was seen nervously googling 'What to do after a massive…
Keir Starmer To Deport All UK Females In Order To Curb Grooming Gang Attacks
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to slow down the massive amount of women and children in the UK getting raped by grooming gangs, Prime Minister Keir Starmer has taken an…
Mark Zuckerberg Promises To Bring Free Speech To Facebook By Banning Only 100,000 Conservative Accounts Per Day
U.S.-- After seeing the shift to a more conservative America with the win of Donald Trump and Elon Musk loosening regulations on Twitter X, Mark Zuckerberg has promised to bring…
Breaking: Justin Trudeau Resigns, Will Be Replaced By His Sister Justine Trudeau
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Breaking news out of Canada this morning after disgraced Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his resignation, saying he will be stepping down immediately and replaced by his lovely…
Biden Awards Presidential Medal Of Freedom To Freddy Krueger For His Humane Work On Treating Sleep Disorders
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has stirred a bit of controversy with some of his picks for the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which included various evil villains like George Soros, Hillary…
Governor Kathy Hochul Stands In Front Of Empty Bear Cage To Prove How Rare Bear Attacks Are
BRONX, NEW YORK-- After yet another New York citizen was attacked by a bear while out hiking, NY Governor Kathy Hochul went to the Bronz Zoo to stand in front…
Grieving FBI Agents Kneel In Remembrance Of Deceased New Orleans Terrorist
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- It was a somber moment for agents at the FBI after they heard that the violent terrorist who killed almost twenty people had passed away, with the…
