Nancy Pelosi Offers To Take All The U.S. Alcohol Canada Removed From Their Stores
WASHINGTON-- After hearing that Canada was removing all US liquor from their stores to spite President Trump, California Representative Nancy Pelosi quickly contacted the Canadian government and told them that…
Canada Prime Minister Urges Liberal Canadian Men To Stockpile Tampons In Preparation For U.S. Tariffs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canada's newly unelected Liberal Party Prime Minister Mark Carney sent out an urgent message to all the Liberal Canadian men in the Great White North Country to begin…
UK To Rename City Of Birmingham To ‘Birminglamb’ To Be More Culturally Sensitive
BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND-- As the immigrant population continues to grow in the United Kingdom, the UK government has decided to continue its reformation by renaming the highly offensive city of Birmingham…
MAHA: RFK Jr. Announces Vaccines Will Now Be Cooked In Beef Tallow
U.S.-- Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr. recently announced another win for the health of Americans after pharmaceutical drug companies agreed to finally start cooking their vaccines in the…
Elon Musk Disguises Tesla Vehicles As Liberals So Rioters Will Stop Burning Them
U.S.-- As leftist rioters around the country continue to attack Tesla dealerships, CEO Elon Musk was forced to come up with an idea to stop them from burning them up…
U.S. Border Patrol Places George Floyd Statues Along U.S.-Canada Border To Lure Fentanyl Dealers
U.S.-- President Donald Trump's war on fentanyl just took a bold step in stopping the smugglers from bringing the drugs into the United States after US Border Patrol agents set…
Canadian Mounted Police Give Trudeau 21-Horse Trampling Salute On Last Day In Office
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to commemorate the legacy of Justin Trudeau on his last day in office, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police gave the outgoing Liberal prime minister a…
Today’s Bernie Sanders’ ‘Fight Billionaire Oligarchy’ Protest Was Brought To You By Pfizer
WARREN, MICHIGAN-- In an effort to fight President Donald Trump's big billionaire oligarchy, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders held a protest inside of a gym and halfway through stopped to thank…
New California Bill Would Require Victims To ‘Play Dead’ Before Using Self-Defense
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A controversial new bill has been introduced by Democrats in California which would require any person being attacked or having their life threatened to first play dead…
Canada Police Begin Raiding Canadians’ Homes To Catch Anyone Hiding ‘Made In The USA’ Products
CANADA-- With the ongoing trade with the United States in full swing, the government of Canada has outlawed all American goods within the country and also began using police squads…
DOGE Investigation Reveals Identity Of 360-Year-Old Social Security Recipient As Nancy Pelosi
WASHINGTON-- Democrats and mainstream media outlets have been lambasting President Donald Trump ever since he made the announcement that DOGE had discovered countless people hundreds of years old were receiving…
Gavin Newsom Interviews Worst U.S. Governor On His New Podcast
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- On his newly launched podcast This Is Gavin Newsom, California Governor Gavin Newsom sat down for a one-on-one interview with America's worst governor, Gavin Newsom. While staring intently…
