Gavin Newsom’s New Executive Order Issues Diapers To Homeless People To Stop Them From Pooping Everywhere
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to combat the widespread problem of homeless people pooping all over the streets of California, Gavin Newsom has signed a new executive order mandating the…
Biden Responds To RFK Jr.’s Bench Press Video By Walking Two Feet Before Falling
WASHINGTON-- In response to Democrat presidential candidate RFK Jr. releasing a video of himself bench pressing on Muscle Beach, Joe Biden uploaded his own video showing the president walking a…
Biden Says Son Hunter’s ‘A Good Boy On His Way To Church Who Didn’t Do Nothing’
WASHINGTON-- After Hunter Biden was accused of a slew of crimes including drugs, tax evasion, and gun charges, Joe Biden gave a news conference to defend his kid and promised…
Missing Titanic Submarine Found Inside Chris Christie’s Stomach
ATLANTIC OCEAN-- The frantic search for the OceanGate Titan submarine has been called off after rescue teams were able to find the submersible hidden inside Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie's…
Mishap Ensues When Secret Service Agents Forget To Retrieve Jill Biden After Hanging Her Up To Dry
WASHINGTON-- Confusion happened at the White House Tuesday when Secret Service agents were assigned to the president's laundry duty and forgot to take down First Lady Jill Biden after hanging…
MSNBC: ‘Loving Son Hunter Biden Celebrates Father’s Day By Giving The Big Guy 12%’
WASHINGTON-- Reputable news outlet MSNBC has aired a feel-good story for this Father's Day, reporting that loving, doting son Hunter Biden has shown his affection for his dad Joe Biden…
Hillary Clinton Selling New ‘I Lost The Presidency And All I Got Was This Lousy Hat’ Hats
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Multiple failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton tweeted out a link to her new line of hats she's selling that are poking fun at the fact…
Lightning Strikes MSNBC Headquarters After Rachel Maddow Says They Don’t Broadcast Untrue Things
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK--Only moments after Rachel Maddow interrupted Donald Trump's post arraignment speech to tell her audience of ten people that her network never lies, the sky around…
Biden Invades Mar-A-Lago After George Bush Accuses Trump Of Hiding Weapons Of Mass Destruction
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Former President George W. Bush says he was informed by intelligence officials that Donald Trump has been stockpiling weapons of mass destruction in the bathroom of his…
Ron DeSantis Begs DOJ To Indict Him So His Poll Numbers Can Go Up Like Trump
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After witnessing the dramatic rise in Donald Trump's poll numbers once he had been indicted, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis gave a televised speech and begged the Department of…
Biden Angrily Tells Ron DeSantis There Can Only Be One Grand Wizard Running For President
WASHINGTON-- In response to actress Denée Benton calling Ron DeSantis the Grand Wizard of Florida during her Tony Awards speech, an incensed Joe Biden set the record straight by putting…
DOJ Prosecutor Jack Smith To Trump: ‘Kneel Before Jack’
WASHINGTON-- After being banished down to earth for his own bad behavior, DOJ Prosecutor Jack Smith decided to take over the world and one of his first orders of business…
