Rhino Sues Surgeon For Botched Rhinoplasty
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A well-known rhinoceros actor went to a respected Beverly Hills animal surgeon for a simple nose job and came out looking exactly the same. After starring in…
Obama Gives Biden An Obama Phone For His Bris
WASHINGTON-- At a celebratory meal following his bris, Vice President Joe Biden received a free Obama phone from the President as a congratulatory gesture for his introduction into the Jewish faith. After the…
Anti-Trump Seagulls Block Roadway In Protest
DOWNWIND, CALIFORNIA-- A large group of angry seagulls took to the streets Friday during a Donald Trump rally in protest of the businessman's bid for president of the United States,…
Iraq Voted Top Tourist Destination
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- According to the World Tourism Organization, Iraq was voted top tourist destination for the 15th year in a row, barely beating out Somalia and Afghanistan to set a…
Moron Calls Another Moron A Moron, Says Moron
SYRACUSE, NEW YORK-- Three morons tied up traffic today in the middle of Main Street during rush hour, causing a twelve car pileup and four fatalities. Police were called to the scene…
Little Person Wins World’s Strongest Man Competition
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN-- This year's winner of the 2020 World's Strongest Man is a 28 year old little person from Sweden, beating out men who outweighed him by more than 300…
CIA Hacks Into Kim Jong-un’s Secret Facebook Account (3 Photos)
WASHINGTON-- Despite several attempts by President Obama to trick the North Korean dictator into friending him on Facebook, Kim Jong-un has continually insisted that, not only does he not have a Facebook account, but…
Dear Trump
Dear Trump: I want to lose my virginity before next music tour: DEAR TRUMP: Hey, sir, I don't know how to say this, but I have a real problem. No,…
Hospital In Africa Holds ‘Surgeon For A Day’ Contest
KENYA, AFRICA-- A hospital in Kenya has announced that they are holding a contest open to the public for anyone looking to play surgeon for a day, allowing wannabe surgeons to…
Ankle Sock In Arizona Named World’s Oldest Sock
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- An ankle sock that was manufactured during World War II has been named by Guinness World Records as the world's oldest sock. According to Guinness officials, Stretch the…
The Art Of Bush
Lemme tell ya something, folks. I'd be lyin to ya if I said my Pop wasn't a lil finicky about his meals. Heck, who ain't, right? Especially when it comes…
Trouble On The Set Of Saving Private Kitty
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A snag during the production of the new movie Saving Private Kitty, a film that is loosely based on the Kitty in the Tree incident, has put the much-anticipated…
