Canada Outlaws Left Turns On All Roads
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canadian officials passed a new law on Friday which states that anyone driving on Canadian roads is not allowed to make left turns under any circumstances, even if a left turn…
Johnny Depp Alters Tattoo Tribute To Favorite Cereal
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- While Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp has been out promoting his new book Why I Hate Frosted Flakes, people couldn't help but notice that he recently changed…
This Year’s Fourth of July To Be Moved To The Fifth
WASHINGTON-- Government officials have made a daring move by changing this year's Fourth of July holiday to July 5, saying that this will assist the millions of Americans who are…
History Annoys People By Constantly Repeating Itself
ROME, ITALY-- World-class physicians from the Pazzo Clinic in Rome recently released some startling research, saying that History tends to repeat itself quite often and possibly suffers from a severe case of narcissism.…
White House Puts On Musical, Prepares For Broadway Debut
WASHINGTON-- A long-awaited musical being put on by the White House is making its soft debut on the White House lawn before hitting Broadway by the end of summer. The musical, which…
Angelina Jolie Calls One Of Her Children By The Wrong Name
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Superstar actress Angelina Jolie made headlines this week after she mistakenly called one of her children by another child's name, causing many fans to question whether the A-list…
Sylvester Stallone Confirms Combination Rambo, The Wizard Of Oz, And Jaws Remake
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A-list action star Sylvester Stallone has recently confirmed that his next movie project will be a remake of some old classics, combining Rambo, The Wizard of Oz, and…
Wearing Bathrobe And Slippers To Walmart Now Considered Fashionable
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Many fashion trends may come and go, but the latest look that's taking the country by storm is wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and even pajamas while shopping at Walmart. At…
Massive Earthquake In California After Bill Gates Drops His Wallet
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A 6.9 magnitude earthquake jolted the San Diego area on Monday after Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates dropped his wallet when he tried showing a friend a photo of…
Surgeons Discover Chipmunk Living Inside Of A Woman
HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT-- Surgeons at the Hartford Quickie Medical Center discovered an Eastern chipmunk living inside the vaginal cavity of a 22 year old woman after she went into the emergency…
President Obama’s New Blues Album Tops Billboard’s Music Charts
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- President Obama's new Blues album has been taking the music world by storm, capturing the number one spot in music charts across the country. The album, aptly titled…
4 Out Of 5 Mules Say Jackass Is A Derogatory Term
MULESHOE, TEXAS-- A group of mules is leading a campaign to try and have the word "Jackass" banned, saying it's a derogatory slur used against mules, who are a cross between…
