Scientists Prove You Really Can Huff And Puff And Blow A House Down
TOPEKA, KANSAS-- Scientists from the Topeka Aeronautics Center have stated that, not only is it possible to huff and puff and blow a house down, but it also takes very…
Wow: See The Weird Japanese Restaurant That Cooks All Its Food
TOKYO, JAPAN-- Imagine going into a Japanese restaurant and thinking you were getting traditional food but suddenly find out that all the dishes on the menu were cooked? Strangely enough,…
New Hair Club For Balding Pets Is A Huge Success
GALVESTON,TEXAS-- A leader in the hair restoration industry has recently created a separate hair club strictly for animals called Fur Club, opening its first clinic in the Galveston area. Due…
Remake Of Karate Kid Movie In The Works
HOLLYWOOD-- This summer, a remake of the classic 1984 Karate Kid movie titled The Karate Kidd, starring a young kid named Billy Goat in an all new cast, will be…
Recent Elvis Presley Sighting Is In The Most Unheard Of Place
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- A recent Elvis sighting has the world rejoicing. Experts believe that this may very well be the real King of Rock and Roll this time, who most people…
TSA Replaces Pat-downs With Hugs
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA-- With all the recent news regarding the TSA and its controversial practices, the agency has officially decided to take a softer approach to its security measures by…
If You Forget To Do This One Thing You’ll Die
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH-- Experts at the Salt Lake City Medical Center are urgently warning people to make sure that they don't forget to breathe or else they'll die. Hospitals across…
New Salon Uses Gardening Tools To Cut Customers Hair
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A new hip, chic salon recently opened up in an affluent section of Los Angeles that uses gardening tools to style people's hair and is running advertisements on home…
China Purchases Checkers Restaurant In Major Deal
TAMPA, FLORIDA-- A major deal was made today between the Checkers restaurant organization and China, which means yet another American company has sold its proverbial soul to World China. According…
First Squirrel Ever Appointed As Mayor Of Boston
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Boston's first squirrel was appointed as mayor of Boston on Monday by an overwhelming majority and the new mayor plans to do the complete opposite of his predecessor,…
Bernie Sanders Forgets Which Country He’s Campaigning For
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders made a minor flub today while giving a speech in Santa Fe, saying that although he can't remember which country he's running for,…
Man Ruptures Colon In Farting Contest
PUZZA, INDIANA-- A 21 year old college student was taken to the emergency room today for a ruptured colon after a flatulence contest went afoul. According to ABC News, Puzza University…
