OTTAWA, CANADA– As rumors continue to swirl that Canada’s Mark Carney is owned by the Chinese Communist Party, the acting Prime Minister stated he was proud to sell out the Great White North country and also unveiled a new tramp stamp tattoo of China’s President Xi Jinping.
During a rally in front of a massive crowd of ten people, Mark Carney told the liberal supporters that if elected he would continue to put Canada last by selling out to China and then proved his loyalty to the CCP by showing off his tattoo of the Chinese leader.
“I, um, don’t know where people got the idea that I’m an agent of the CCP,” said Mark Carney after taking off his shirt to show the crowd his new tattoo. “By the way, uh, what do you guys think of the new tattoo that I, um, just got of my boss, I mean, China’s President Xi? I, um, promise if you elect me I, uh, will continue to destroy Canada and sell out our, um, country to China. They don’t call me Communist Carney for nothing.”
Carney said he had to fly all the way to China to have the tattoo done because President Xi wanted proof that the Liberal politician was branded for life as a sellout, fake Canadian.
“And, um, don’t worry, this tattoo doesn’t mean I’m China’s personal property,” said Carney, quickly putting his shirt back on after his Chinese handler told him to start blaming President Donald Trump for all of Canada’s problems.
