U.S.– President Donald Trump’s war on fentanyl just took a bold step in stopping the smugglers from bringing the drugs into the United States after US Border Patrol agents set up George Floyd statues along the Canada border in an effort to try and lure the dealers in to capture them.
After Trump signed an executive order to remove all BLM and other related items from the United States, the Immigration Department got the bright idea to set up all the abandoned George Floyd statues near certain points of the northern border to trick the fentanyl dealers into believing they were going to make an easy sale.
“It looks like all those George Floyd statues will serve some use after all,” said Border Czar Tom Homan jokingly on Fox News. “After President Trump told us to start removing all traces of the racist Black Lives Matter signs, paintings, and communist statues, we decided what better way to try and easily capture fentanyl dealers crossing the Canadian border than by having one of their clients waiting out in the open.”
Some experts have predicted that the George Floyd statues may also deter illegal border crossers, who will most likely turn right back around after seeing so many large, black men hanging around outside.
ICE also toyed with the idea of paying Hunter Biden a few bucks to stand around the northern border and act as though he were waiting to make a purchase.
