WASHINGTON– The confirmation hearings for President Trump’s nominees has faced major opposition from Democrats, including from Senator Elizabeth Warren who vowed today to make sure RFK Jr. does not become the head of the HHS while dressed in a Pfizer sponsor jacket.
Wearing a blue and white Pfizer jacket, Elizabeth Warren shouted loudly that RFK Jr. is a danger to the real science and was not fir to be the head of the Health and Human Services department.
“RFK Jr. is a threat to my Big Pharma donations, I mean, the American people,” shouted Sen. Warren nervously, unzipping her Pfizer jacket to cool off. “Id Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is confirmed as head of HHS then my bribes and pharmaceutical stocks will be in danger, I mean, RFK Jr. is just not as qualified as that beautiful real woman Rachel Levine who was in charge during the Biden administration.”
Elizabeth Warren calmed down for a minute to take a quick commercial break, announcing, “This RFK Jr. confirmation hearing was brought to you by Pfizer.”
At publishing time, it was reported that RFK Jr. had finally been confirmed by a slim margin and then minutes trillions of people in the United States began dropping dead.
