OTTAWA, CANADA– It has been a sad for week for Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, having to watch the massive riots happening in Montreal, Canada knowing that he can’t invoke the Emergencies Act because the violent protesters are not peaceful truckers.
Trudeau fondly reminisced about the time in 2022 when he aggressively went after the truckers for freedom convoy by invoking the Emergencies Act and then sending mounted police to trample over little, old ladies before freezing the bank accounts of people involved.
“Oh, why can’t these protesters in Montreal be those truckers again?” Trudeau said out loud while watching Montreal burn. “I had so much fun going after those truckers who dared to accuse me of taking their freedoms away. If only these violent, far left rioters were only those truckers then I could once again invoke the Emergencies Act and freeze people’s bank accounts.”
The Canadian prime minister was so saddened that he couldn’t torture any of his citizens that he took a break to dance the night away at a Taylor Swift concert with a crowd of underaged children.
In a series of tweets, Trudeau condemned the Montreal rioters by telling them how disappointed he was that they weren’t truckers for freedom protesters.
