SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA– While sitting inside of a Starbucks drinking soy lattes, two local Democrat women discussed the need to make sure Donald Trump doesn’t get back into office, even if that means having to vote for warmonger Kamala Harris and possibly get involved in nuclear World War 3.
“We can’t let that orange-skinned dictator Trump get back into the White House,” said the pink-haired, single woman as she boiled with rage thinking about the mean tweets. “If Trump gets elected then he will take away all our rights.”
With rage in her bulging eyes, the woman added, “We must vote for the first woman of color Kamala Harris, even if that means she’ll destroy the world. Nuclear Armageddon is still better than Trump’s orange skin and mean words. At least we’ll still have abortion and can do Starbucks while Kamala’s blowing up the world.”
The other Democrat woman suddenly had a brief moment of clarity and mentioned that Trump didn’t do any of those bad things his first four years in office, causing her friend to call her a “racist” and “Russian asset.”
The woman further explained that if Trump does win the election, then she will still be hoping for the United States to get nuked because it will be better than having to live under a Trump presidency.
