OTTAWA, CANADA– As his poll numbers and favorability among Canadians continue to sink lower and lower, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau came up with the brilliant idea to help his struggling campaign for reelection to threaten Russia with nuclear World War 3.
During a recent press conference focused on trying to change the fact that most Canadians hate him and want him to step down, Trudeau told news reporters that Canada will do whatever it takes to help Ukraine win their war against Vladimir Putin, even if that means starting nuclear war and killing billions of innocent people.
“Ukraine must win this war,” screamed Trudeau angrily as he tried convincing people to vote for him. “Canada and NATO must do whatever it takes to win this war against Russia, even if that means killing every single Canadian to do it. Oh and by the way, make sure you vote for me instead of Mr. Pacifist Pierre Poilievre.”
Trudeau demanded NATO send long range missiles into Russia immediately even though Putin reassured the world that doing that would be considered an act of war by the West.
In an effort to win over potential voters, Trudeau also promised if he’s reelected that he will give his police officers better training on how to trample little old ladies with horses, will make it easier to freeze protester’s bank accounts, and will create more efficient mandatory forced vaccination camps.
