WASHINGTON– Vice President Kamala Harris’ team has taken to social media to brag about another major endorsement after a slew of warmongering neocon Republicans said they were supporting the Democratic candidate, with Kamala promising that she’ll make them all proud by making war great again if she’s elected.
The military industrial complex was not happy when Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said numerous times that he wants peace and to end all wars, drawing the criticism and bloodthirsty ire of major warmongers like Dick and Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger, Mitt Romney, John McCain’s ghost, and numerous war-hungry people who worked under war criminal George W. Bush.
“More major Republicans have criticized Trump’s peace plan and endorsed Kamala for president,” wrote one of Kamala’s overpaid, fabricating social media interns on the official Kamala Twitter X account. “More war-hungry Republicans such as Dick and Liz Cheney are now supporting Kamala for president over that Trump guy who wants peace around the world. Vice President Harris promises to Make War Great Again when she drafts all her Gen Z voters into her endless wars in the Middle east.”
Anonymous sources claim that more Republican and Democrat warmongers will be endorsing Harris for president in the hopes that she will continue her and Joe Biden’s never-ending wars and also the loss of thousands of people’s lives.
At publishing time, the Harris team will also be updating their campaign, hats, and commercials with the by changing the slogan from “Let’s Finish Destroying America” to the more aptly titled “Make War Great Again” slogan and will include lots of references to war, death, and destruction if she’s installed in November.
