OTTAWA, CANADA– In a last ditch effort to try and revive his struggling bid for reelection, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau revamped his Liberal campaign with all new genuine ads showcasing his authentic tyrant self.
After trying to trick Canadians his last two terms into thinking he wasn’t a dictator, Trudeau tried a different approach by finally just being completely honest for once, saying that if he’s elected he will rule Canada with an iron fist in the same way his father Fidel Castro did in Cuba.
“Hello, servants, it’s your favorite dictator Justin Trudeau,” said Trudeau in a recent commercial while dressed in drab army fatigues and smoking a cigar. “In order to win your vote, I finally decided to tell the truth for the first time since I’ve been your ruler and I’m admitting that I am a dictator and will do the same if I win reelection.”
Trudeau also finally admitted that he is indeed the son of Castro and thanked his Communist father for being the inspiration for how he’s been a tyrant of the Great White North country for so many years.
“If you reelect me I promise more horse trampling, frozen bank accounts, and invoking of the Emergencies Act,” said Trudeau with a bearded smile. “I also promise more lockdowns, forced vaccinations, and euthanasia for anyone who protests against my regime.”
At publishing time, political polls in Canada surprisingly showed that Trudeau’s poll numbers had sunk even lower.
