WASHINGTON– After spending almost 55 years as a a politician, President Joe Biden has unveiled a new plan to reform the Supreme Court by enforcing term limits on justices.
Only days after getting pushed out of the presidential race by his fellow Democrats, Biden came out of hiding from COVID now six inches taller and full of anger and calling for term limits for justices after Democrats have spent the last few years talking about stacking the court.
“That’s right, Jack, rules for thee, not for me,” said Biden heatedly when asked if he was being hypocritical. “This Supreme Court has been a thorn in the side of us Democrats in our effort to remove the Constitution and I figured getting these guys out as soon as possible will help speed up that plan.”
Biden said the majority conservative court has been mistakenly ruling in favor of the Constitution, saying black conservative Justice Clarence Thomas just doesn’t know his place.
“If Clarence Thomas doesn’t vote the way us Democrats want, then he ain’t black,” said Biden right before putting on his white hood and giving a eulogy for another former KKK member.
